For as long as I can remember, me and Kristen Hull have been making fun of people in our classes. As I sit in my last class with her, ever, I can't help but look back on some of the people we have nicknamed.
First, there was the Million Muffin Man. It was a man in one of our classes that we decided could eat one million muffins. To make it worse, he wore a backpack that only a six year old should wear. It made him look even larger.
Then, there was Lobes. We had a professor who had earlobes that were the size of silver dollars. He was a jolly man and it seemed as though he had come to terms with his earlobes.
Next, there was Midget Face. The problem with midget face is that both of us were talking about different people. This means that we had two different people in the same class who had midget faces. I have heard that you can no longer call people midgets but I can't come up with a better alternative. When she told me who her midget face was, I agreed and we moved on.
I'm sure there were more, but I can't think of them. I will miss these days, and I will have to learn to cope with giving people nicknames alone. Maybe with the rise of technology I can take Kristen to class with me electronically and we can continue the madness.
